Monster who wants to spite the world

Monster who wants to blight the world

Monster who wants to fight the world

Monster who wants to unite the world

Monster who should stop worrying their friends.

Monster who really should have proof-read their wanted ad. What are they supposed to do with all these golfers?

Monster who didn't mean to call you ma'ammy. Sorry, mommy. Uh. Boss. Sorry, boss.

Monster who doesn't even go here

Monster who's just a little guy

Monster who's finally getting through that darn puberty, after so many years. Oh, wait, no, false alarm. Darn it.